Out with the old, in with the new

Let's raise a glass to Chad Morris. Formerly SMU's head coach, Clemson's offensive coordinator, and a Dallas-area high school coach, the new head Hog brings a bold offensive mind and lots of Texas connections to Fayetteville. He also brings a stern look and a rock-solid jaw. He might not have as many jokes as Bert, but I think you can reasonably expect some more SEC wins. 
Pairs with: Tito's vodka, Deep Eddy vodka

Let's pour one out for Bret Bielema. For all his failings - and there were many, from his inability to win SEC games, to his stagnant offense, to his failure to recruit and coach a decent offensive line, to his foolish feuds with other coaches, to his "lively" social exploits - consensus is that Bielema was a pretty decent guy underneath it all. He might not be missed, but he may be fondly remembered.
Pairs with: 8-10 Bud heavies